my cell phone, my lamp (which is huge so that’s a plus) and Jeff Winger (Community).
Well I get to spend apocalypse with that hottie? Idk how fucked am I? ;)
Primary Weapon? A 4x8 chunk of wood
Secondary weapon? Nail Grinder
Friend: Loki Laufeyson (mmmm I’d say I’m fine with being fucked like this.)
(Source: absolutecosmicdust)